Okay, this link is hilarious (but a bit sad)—because it’s real. For $19.95, a true, if slightly faded, star will call you or a friend to wish happy birthday, or just to chat (for 15 seconds—after that, it’s a dollar a second.)
Stars (I use this term loosely) include: Christopher Atkins (Blue Lagoon), Lorenzo Lamas (Are You Hot?), Richard Hatch (Survivor), Alex Michel (The Bachelor), Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk), John De Lancie (Star Trek Next Generation).
